I thought just maybe I could make

a drunk man walk straight.

I considered many methods,

but I was afraid.

What if this drunkard remembers

my methods?

Soon he would be sober

and laugh at my silly ideas.

So I tried to get someone else

to practice my plan on him.

It didn't help -- I'm the only one

to use it.

I tried, but the first time is

the only chance, and I was second.

It all just left me thinking...